[ooshma]

F(wine consumption) = ∫ f(growth)

i.e. when growth is flat in the trough of sorrow, wine consumption goes up linearly week/week... that said, even when you start growing, you develop new problems and can gathering bottles even faster ;)

[craigcannon]

lol

http://observer.com/2012/04/bottoms-up-the-ballmer-peak-is-r...