[Lxr]

Thank god we have all these libraries. I mean remember the days when the back button worked, pages rendered quickly without 3-second ajax spinning animations, the browser remembered where you were when you clicked back, your phone didn’t randomly jump around the page when you’re trying to read something, and a syntactical fuckup didn’t prevent your entire site from being rendered? Oh, and you could scroll normally too. And crawlers other than Google could index your content, and blind people could listen to it. But right, javascript is awesome, I probably just don’t understand enough yet.