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by groovy2shoes 3551 days ago
> I still feel like a bad coder because i'm not doing it their way. :(

You’re doing it wrong. You’re not the one who should feel bad, they are the ones who should feel bad! You’re in the right. Try doing what I do: wave your cane around and shout at them to get off your lawn. Be sure to really drive it home by telling them the same two or three stories over and over again, about how things were back in “your day”[0] :)

In all seriousness, I sympathized with every thing you said until that very last sentence. For whatever reason, I never feel bad —— I just “know” that my way is the better way, and that their ways are just fashionable fads and will pass. If I turn out to be wrong and any of those things happens to wind up sticking, well... I’ll cross that bridge when I get there ;)

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[0]: E.g., how much more vivid color was, how much brighter the day was, how much tastier the food was, how it was the Golden Age of Television, Film, Literature, Music, Journalism, and Politics, how men were men and you could tell them from boys by whether or not they had correctly implemented call-by-name argument-passing semantics in their Algol-60 compilers, and how everything was just generally better.

“What’s that? Your Web page is 32MB minified and gzipped? Back in my day, we only had 32MB of RAM total, if we were lucky, and we could still listen to mp3s and browse the Web and send snarky messages instantly to one another even then. Sure, our displays were tiny, low-resolution CRTs, and we liked it! Now get off my lawn!!

/me listlessly stares 1000 yards past his junior developers...

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sits here stunned at how perfectly you described my young adult days....