[apathy]

I never would have tried MonetDb (ok monetdblite) if not for this great little tutorial on how to load all of SEER into it:

http://www.asdfree.com/2013/07/analyze-surveillance-epidemio...

Yeah the presentation and code isn't beautiful, but it does avoid the need to WRITE THE DAMNED THING YOURSELF, which some people apparently will never understand (although they will once they are unemployed). More importantly, it turns out you don't necessarily need Vertica for fast out-of-core loading and processing.

Granted, there are plenty of other ways to work out of core (hdf5, bigMatrix, any random database, blah blah) but this was one that was new to me. And I like it.