[ericbb]

I like this one even better:

    $ cat test.c
    void _start(void)
    {
        __asm__(
            "movabsq $6278066737626506568,%rax\n\t"
            "movq %rax,-32(%rsp)\n\t"
            "movl $1684828783,-24(%rsp)\n\t"
            "movw $10,-20(%rsp)\n\t"
            "movq $1,%rax\n\t"
            "movq $1,%rdi\n\t"
            "leaq -32(%rsp),%rsi\n\t"
            "movq $13,%rdx\n\t"
            "syscall\n\t"
            "movq $60,%rax\n\t"
            "movq $0,%rdi\n\t"
            "syscall");
    }
    $ gcc -nostdlib -static -Os -o test test.c && strip test && ls -lgG test
    -rwxr-xr-x 1 864 Sep 28 14:22 test

864 bytes! :)