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by rhizome 3558 days ago
Next time: sneeze on their hands.
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Assault with a deadly weapon, depending on your germs.
Somebody sticks their hands in my face just as I'm about to sneeze, you're gonna have a hard time proving that one, assuming anything projected from a sneeze could possibly constitute a deadly weapon. A ham sandwich would be too large, and an unrealistic example.