[zrm]

It seems you're answering your own question. Why are there no other popular URL schemes? Because too many things don't support generic schemes so any new ones are DOA.

Here's an example. Suppose I want to do content-addressible storage. I could create a new URI scheme like hash://[content hash] and then make some client software to register that scheme with the OS, and in theory lots of applications using the operating system's URI fetch API could seamlessly pick up support for that URI scheme. But not if too many applications do the thing you recommend.

So instead I write software to use http://127.1.0.1/[content hash] and then run a webserver on 127.1.0.1 that will fetch the data using the content hash and return it via HTTP. But then we're +1 entire webserver full of attack surface.