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by alexmarcy 3573 days ago
How does buying pizza with a corporate credit card result in a felony conviction?
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You would be surprised at what can land you with a felony. Most crimes could fall into that category if you are found with drugs on you at time of arrest.

The problem is punishment vs rehabilitation. The real issue is that we don't consider the prison time served as sufficient penalty and we continue to dog an offender long beyond what is indicated for safety.

Most research shows that non-violent offenders are actually safer than the general public if they manage to stay out of trouble for 5 years past their offense. Those people should get their record cleared at that point.

he didn't elaborate, but I was assuming it was not an authorized transaction. he might have been using stolen credit card numbers.
I have a hard time imagining that an unauthorized charge for pizza alone gets you a felony. That should be grounds for a firing, not a felony.
probably a misdemeanor larceny, but because it was credit card fraud done over the internet, that's felony wire fraud which is a much more serious crime. if it was an interstate transaction it might have even been a federal charge.
> but because it was credit card fraud done over the internet

How do you know that's what the author did? (it would nicely explain the situation, though)

oh I have no idea, I'm speculating, sorry if my language implied otherwise.
This definitely needs much more elaboration. Felonies are reserved for very serious crimes. It should take much more than an unauthorized pizza purchase.
> Felonies are reserved for very serious crimes

Not true in any real sense. I've seen a State of Texas employee charged with a felony for making a $0.25 personal call from a state telephone back in the early 90's.

The unreal magnitude of criminalization of "normal" behavior in the US is beyond anything most people can imagine.

> Felonies are reserved for very serious crimes.

This is true only in the tautological sense, in which designation of something as "felony" is held to designate it as a "very serious" crime.

Beyond that, no. In fact, this is expressly recognized many places in law, such as California's three-strikes law, where a "strike" is a "violent or serious" felony.

"Felonies are reserved for very serious crimes."

False. It's a real problem that people think this. No wonder our justice system in the US is so fucked up. People don't even know what's happening.

Adultery is a felony in Michigan, though it's obviously not really enforced.
Yeah, that sounds fishy. Definitely more to it than that. Maybe the card was stolen?