[zizzles]

The website isn't even loading. The influx of HN readers must be overloading the low-bandwith servers.

Edit: Finally made it on.

Clicked a few icons (for which I believe represented personality traits) and then I was asked to pay money. Who would actually purchase this unintuitive random name generator? Chinese are absolutely delusional for using this, then again they'll eat anything up that comes from the Western World.

Imagine if your son or daughter asked you how you came up with their name. Your response, "bought it for $11.99 on the internet".