[jawilson2]

If there are guys named River, Forrest, Leaf, and girls named Rainbow and Sunshine, then Squirrel isn't that far off the mark.

[lorenzhs]

There are also girls named River, like River Song (Melody Pond) and River Tam, or--more seriously-- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_(disambiguation)#Given_n...

[contingencies]

I have a gay Chinese friend called River. He moved to the US and lives happily with his husband, a doctor.

[Jaruzel]

That contrivance in the River Song story arc really annoyed me.