[rdtsc]

> Food trucks are brilliant for this,

Yes, that would be pretty good. In the right kind of city. Buy a fleet of used food trucks. Pay someone to stick some labels on them. Find what local food trucks pay for produce and maintenance. Maybe ask some friend to drive them around town.

The only problem then is other food trucks would notice this fleet of trucks always driving around yet never stopping to sell anything.

They could sell something really simple -- just hotdogs. And it would be funny, other honest ones would see this plain hotdog business growing and expanding like crazy while they sell organic Korean bbq and don't seem to break even. So they go and expand into the plain hotdog market to capture some of the profits and then realize how unlucky they are when nothing sells. That's a plot of a short movie right there.

[barrkel]

Ice cream vans. A fleet of 100. Safe way to go.

(Not fictional.)

[shalmanese]

Ah yes, the Glasgow Ice Cream Wars: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Ice_Cream_Wars

[nstj]

That is truly hilarious. Adding to "new" now.

[rdtsc]

Agreed. Even better! Not surprising it is not fictional.