[dpig]

They really did build an app: Cat to English - "Why can't they call it a door, I mean cat flap is so degrading"

[araneae]

Hey, that's what my cat said too! And we don't even have a cat flap, she's indoor only. Something seems fishy...

[matkem]

or... catty?

[felixc]

"Who are you? Do you have food?" -- Sounds like a pretty accurate translation to me.

[Estragon]

"Can we please move somewhere sunnier? There aren't enough hours in the day for me to work on my tan."

[anigbrowl]

Mine wants to be fed, which is quite impressive as I don't have a cat. but now I am going to get one, so I can feed it.