[catnaroek]

> Have you ever actually tried to teach someone who doesn't know how to program?

Yes.

> It takes months, even when using a simple language like Python. Or even BASIC, which was designed specifically for beginners.

I never said anyone can learn everything there is to programming in a week. I only said anyone can learn the Standard ML language in a week. You might encounter far more difficult things along the way, but they shouldn't be related to Standard ML itself.