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by foxyv 3599 days ago
Stodgy Company Policy

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Let's see here. Let's make our workplace into more of a "Startup."

Modern office environment with no privacy. Check!

Loud noisy stuff and people in cramped conditions. Check!

"Agile" methodologies to heap requirements on Devs the night before they deploy. DOUBLE Check!

After hours work required? Oh you betcha!

Telecommuting as often as you like? Oh hecks naw we don't trust you shifty eyed developers.

Ability to work on side projects for short time. NOPE! Only approved projects thank you.

Good equipment that isn't bogged down my corporate spyware. Now you're kidding me!

Listen to input on prioritizing projects. What do developers know about project planning bah!