[schoen]

I've seen a number of people wearing versions of this shirt:

https://www.missionbicycle.com/store/home/gift/53-miles-burr...

Although if Wikipedia's energy figure is right, that's a 2279 kcal burrito (which you could probably find somewhere in San Francisco, but...).

[dietrichepp]

Oh, burritos can easily get into the 2000+ kcal range. Burritos from Chipotle get well into the 1000–2000 kcal range without even trying.

[schoen]

I tried the calculator at

https://chipotle.com/nutrition-calculator

and added the highest-calorie individual meat (steak), rice (white rice), beans (black beans), salsa (chili-corn), sour cream, cheese, and guacamole, and still got only 1365 kcal.

While adding every single topping does reach 2425 kcal, one would have to order 4 kinds of meat, tofu, 2 kinds of rice, 2 kinds of beans, fajitas, 4 kinds of salsa, sour cream, cheese, guacamole, and lettuce. I would think that should count as "trying"! :-)

[dietrichepp]

Here's some better data:

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/02/17/upshot/what-do...

You can see that 2000 kcal is in the 98th percentile, but the 1000+ kcal range is very common.

[maxerickson]

A missed opportunity there to have larger sizes with lower mileage.