[douche]

You don't need to be remote or across timezones for this to happen. I can't help but feel that standups are a huge waste of time. If it is a thing that really needs to be done, why not do it asynchronously in a slack channel when you show up, rather than interrupting everybody and wasting a collective work-day across the team every day in lost flow time, by doing it synchronously at some always-inconvenient time?