[dakics]

Great story!

5 years ago we went on a Mongol Rally. Driving European vehicle through the Stans makes you easy prey for local policeman. My co-driver had a strategy of befriending them and sharing small gifts (pens, lighters etc.). Most expensive were Tajik GBAO guards, they got headlamps. During my shifts I had 2 encounters but played dumb, even though I'm native in similar language and could communicate. No bribes given. :)

Had a great time in Semey, KZ and later across the border in Barnaul. Must go back some day, driving, of course:). If you love big skies of US west, you'll be in heaven in Kazakhstan.

[tralgos]

I did it last year, same experience. A few times it seemed they were looking for bribes but gave up when they realised we spoke absolutely no Kazakh.

The only bribe we had to pay in the end was $5 on the Ukraine/Russia border.

Side note, Google translate's OCR feature saved me from eating testicles so many times.

[donretag]

In Vietnam, outside of the populated areas, there are no menus, so I might have eaten dog once or twice while in the extreme north.

[coldtea]

>Side note, Google translate's OCR feature saved me from eating testicles so many times.

Your loss. Testicles, e.g. lamb testicles, are just as delicious as any other part -- plus, if you think about it, there's nothing that strange or dirty about them (compared to liver or whatever), it's just some prudish mental connection people make.

[asymmetric]

Would love to read about your experience on the Mongol Rally!

[dakics]

There are plenty of videos and blogs, and in fact 2016 MR just started, so you can follow teams. This is how they got me, took me few years to prepare.

We were with convoying Mongolia with bunch of cool guys from AUS, NZ and UK. One team went through northern Iraq (it was relatively safe back in 2011) and later had to double as Kyrgyz emergency as they were driving an ambulance. Links are mostly broken, but you can read some of it here:

https://web.archive.org/web/20111122143223/http://www.travel...

We had another trouble in Novokuznetsk, as we were filming clip on factory there, for a project on environment and pollution. Part of the sponsorship deal, so we took Wikipedia and found bad spots along the route. Of course, few minutes after setting up the camera we were busted. Screeching tyres of UAZs as they were coming out, like in the movie. It was tense, but we played Slavic card there and so they just deleted memory cards. At that point after 30 days or so in a van, I guess we were not much of your typical spy. :). We were told it's good it was private security company, because they could just kick us out from the scene without all the paperwork required by regular police.

Good times :)

[PJDK]

Not the OP, but I did it a few years ago, it was amazing. Got away without any bribing too. I wrote a nearly complete blog...one day I'll write the last couple of entries.

http://settledforthis.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/mongol-rally-1-...

[donretag]

The Mongol Rally is on my bucket list, but there is no way I could ever find like minded people to do it with.

[dakics]

Follow their FB page, there are many people who are looking for a partner, or additional team member to share costs.

In fact, if you need to spend a month in a car, it might be better with a person you don't know (friend, relative...). There will be too much information you don't need to know. :)

Another #protip: the ultimate "get out of jail" card is the red MAN UTD t-shirt.

It's the better universal value than cigarettes, pens or crisp $20 notes. If we had few of those (fakes, obviously) we would've seriously cut our mechanic bills and few other expenses along the way.