[tezza]

It is Alliterative

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Perhaps they could've even gone further

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[elcapitan]

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate."

[chris_wot]

I'm afraid I read this in the voice of Pontius Pilate from the Life of Brian...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ik0cqxJElqA

[cloudjacker]

In Timultaneous Texit?