[vu4374fv18]

Grandpa, I heard you were an activist back in the before-time, what did you do when they were burning the earth?

Oh, I was mostly worried about how an advertising company was using my interests to decide whether to show me an ad for batteries or hair cream.

[forgottenpass]

"And grandpa, what was great uncle vu4374fv18's fight?"

"He snarkily shitposted to the internet whenever someone cared about an issue that wasn't the most pressing societal issue at the time. Even if their profession brought them into closer proximity to one than the other."