Deserved in this case...HipChat went from rock solid and growing feature list to login failures and crashing all the time. On top of that it's losing features like video.
Count us as one of the ones that switched away from HipChat due to reliability issues. And I mean daily issues. We actually used our own in-house IRC server before but switched to HipChat because we didn't want to manage it anymore. It was cheaper and there were fewer problems with that IRC server. We finally switched away from HipChat to Slack to have a usable chat system and it's been great. We gave HipChat a chance and reported issues regularly, but they seem to be making no progress on reliability.
StatusPage is a great company and service, so this is really disappointing news in my book. HipChat was great before Atlassian bought it.
Bitbucket Server developer here. I'm not sure if you're on Bitbucket Server or Cloud, but either way >5 minute merges doesn't sound right. Have you tried creating a support ticket?
How many open PRs do you have targeting the branch you're merging into it? We heard through the grapevine that there are serious performance problems if you have more than 60-80 or so.
Having gone from self-hosted to their hosted solution with both Jira and Hipchat I really wonder why they don't seem to do better sharding.
Is Jira so bad to scale in their hosted configuration that it has to be slow for everyone? Our local jira, after some experienced tweaking, was so much more responsive... it's weird.
It's fun to be snarky, but maybe leave it alone for a day, or a comment thread? Can't we just be happy for Atlassian and StatusPage today and gripe later? There are certainly lots of employees at both places reading this comment section.
I'm also sure HipChat knows about, and is embarrassed about, outages. Shaming them accomplishes nothing.
I know snark is generally frowned upon, but HipChat and hosted JIRA/Confluence downtimes have been serious issues for us.