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They won't believe and lock you up until you remember?

Contempt of court can basically be "get into jail indefinitely" card.

From the wiki: "The civil sanction for contempt (which is typically incarceration in the custody of the sheriff or similar court officer) is limited in its imposition for so long as the disobedience to the court's order continues: once the party complies with the court's order, the sanction is lifted."

It seems a judge can "choose" not to believe you. Whether they truly don't or not is another problem, but officially they can claim so. I am not sure if it takes another superior judge to get someone out of jail in that case or ... or just wait for the original judge to retire...