[curiousgal]

This cracks me up! Jupiter's moons were named after Jupiter's mistresses. Juno was his wife..

[ragazzina]

"The god Jupiter drew a veil of clouds around himself to hide his mischief, but his wife, the goddess Juno, was able to peer through the clouds and see Jupiter's true nature."

[Florin_Andrei]

Well, Ganymede was a guy, and the relationship between him and Zeus is a matter of some debate (inasmuch as mythical stories like this could be debated). Xenophon maintained that the relationship between Zeus and Ganymede was platonic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganymede_(mythology)

[Benjamin_Dobell]

> Juno was his wife..

Was...? Now that's some dedicated faith, still practising Ancient Roman religions!

[Agathos]

So if I say, "Darth Vader was Luke's father," do you have to remind me that Star Wars isn't real?

[dcuthbertson]

Was is fine. Those gods have passed on to myth and legend.

[legodt]

The only real error is the parent comment not using literary present tense, but that is being pedantic at best.

[JulianMorrison]

Some people still do, well, a reconstructed version. Search for Religio Romana.