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by ultramancool 3657 days ago
This headline is far better if you don't know what Magic Pony is.
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TWITTER ACQUIRES MAGIC PONY; Joke Writes Itself

Come to think of it, this is also more evidence for the case that Silicon Valley can't get any more outlandish than Silicon Valley, isn't it?

I assumed it was something about Hasbro's My Little Pony series then actually found myself disappointed when it wasn't.
Lvl6 Unicorn : $1 Trillion evaluation, cross board agreement on perpetual 0 profit.
I'm assuming Magic Pony is something Twitter will ride upon to bring themselves to profitability.
Even a magic pony can't save Twitter.
That's why Twitter also plans to acquire Magic Beans. Guaranteed to grow instantly up into the sky!
Magic Enterprise Beans?
All I know is now I want a Magic Pony.

Also, was kind of sad we can't post images, this story would be flooded with so many pony memes.