[branchless]

I often wonder if I'm going to get arrested searching for the best way to kill a hung child process.

[mthoms]

Or outed as gay for Googling linux manual pages.

"Honey, why do searches for 'man date' and 'man find' appear in your your internet history?" - My future wife.

[matheweis]

Yours seem pretty innocent... Mine are a bit more insidious; man touch, man bash, man kill...

[tbirdz]

man unzip, man strip, man touch, man finger, man mount, man fsck

[brobinson]

"man magic" is my favorite.

[PeCaN]

K&R et al are dirty, dirty men.

…still not as bad as O_CREAT though.

[Klathmon]

Or searching "man cp" instead of typing it in the terminal...

[jrockway]

It took me a long time to figure out what might be wrong with that. Wow!

[curiousgal]

Sets up a pitchfork