[Fej]

I hope you're being sarcastic?

NSA was caught snooping in a Supreme Court justice's data. (I think it was before he was on the Supreme Court, but nonetheless.) I find it unlikely that they're not intercepting American legislators' data, along with everyone else's.

[triplesec]

FYI yes, this is (to a Brit) an obvious and classic case of obvious, deep, dry sarcasm.

[draw_down]

Whew. I was really hoping so.