[cplease]

I can't from this whether you are asking an honest question or if you can't google "define:serviceable", or can't google "corn whiskey" and see the first result in either case.

[tptacek]

I'm suggesting that there probably is a product called "30 day old corn whiskey" and that it probably isn't very good.

[cplease]

You are entitled to that opinion, but you've missed the point entirely.