[kirrent]

Real programmers don't use PASCAL never fails to crack me up. A bit closer to the grandparent comment is the famous story of Mel.

http://web.mit.edu/humor/Computers/real.programmers https://www.cs.utah.edu/~elb/folklore/mel.html

[nickpsecurity]

Real programmers was the funniest shit I've read in a while. Even had jokes embedded in the references like the Lucasfilms one. I needed that laugh. :)