Is it as simple as filling out a form on the Internet, getting login credentials, and not thinking about it from there? That is automated and manages itself. What's the Docker + Wordpress version of that?
So, you don't have to install Docker, administer a server, do updates, back up data, and deal with ISP's over outages? I didnt realize Docker was that far along in zero management and maintenance. Send me a link so i can try that out.