[accounthere]

Patient: "It hurts when I touch my abdomen"

Doctor: "Solution: stop touching your abdomen"

[rcthompson]

Patient: "My abdomen hurts when I or anyone else says my name."

Doctor: "... Change your name?"

[unique_parrot2]

Patient: "It hurts when I touch my abdomen"

Doctor: "Your index finger is broken."

[agumonkey]

-- Oliver Sachs