[lisa_henderson]

My favorite by far:

"Teams are better than individuals and everyone has to be aware of the valuable contributions of employees in other roles. So let's team every programmer with a sales person—preferably working the phones at the same desk—and stack-rank them on the basis of each pair's combined quarterly contribution to the corporate bottom line."

That is gooood.

I would quit, yet be so traumatized that my productivity would still suffer, even at my next job. A double win for the enemy.