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by kyllo 3695 days ago
A much lower-brow version of the same joke, from the movie Dumb and Dumber:

    Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!

    Harry: No!

    Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds.

    Harry: No.

    Lloyd: Five to one.

    Harry: No.

    Lloyd: Ten to one?

    Harry: You're on!

    Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya!

    Harry: Nu uh!

    Lloyd: I don't know how but I'm gonna get ya.