[bbuffone]

The website loads in 9 seconds (Chrome 50), the processing of the (peg$parseKeyword) functions takes 4.5 seconds of time during loading which causes the gap in the waterfall.

One look at the function would cause severe ingestion in most people.

[chrismorgan]

(You wanted the word “indigestion”. Ingestion means something quite different. Though I suppose if someone was prone to eating when depressed, it could work.)