Seems like a good fit for EcmaScript. It might even help finally renaming the language, so that tech recruiters confuse it with something else ;)
At least if a recruiter starts asking you about your Eczema experience, you can more easily determine that the screening process has gone off the rails.
Although it's a cute suggestion.
At least if a recruiter starts asking you about your Eczema experience, you can more easily determine that the screening process has gone off the rails.