[siegecraft]

God, how insufferable. "Our code reviews are so ruthless because our clients (and by extension, us) are so much better than everyone else!" But apparently we can't write a bot or a pre-commit hook to re-order imports so instead we'll write some non-sensical in-house jargon (because typing out the full explanation is too much effort, even though we are the best of the best because our clients are so excellent and demanding). But don't worry, we'll write a 2 page email to explain this jargon.