[JamesBlair]

Using node.js, telsa coils regulate an internal blockchain economy by forming self-assembling carbon nanotube based deep learning networks, breakthrough for self driving flying cars powered by hybrid thorium/solar roadways.

[dvirsky]

... in Go.

[dejawu]

This sounds like it came from a Markov chain with HN headlines as the corpus.

[Vivtek]

"..., says Elon Musk."

[voidz]

'..secretly!'

[milkey_mouse]

You forgot MongoDB. MongoDB is webscale.

[wh-uws]

Reads like a markov chain HN headline generator