[douche]

18-22 year olds are all about hazing each other...

It's not like you have to be honest about what you're wearing, you could say any old thing - the email list police aren't spot-checking you to make sure you are indeed wearing yellow rubber ducky underpants.

I'm sort of surprised that there was not a sizable proportion of jokers that wrote-in "skidmarked"

[jessaustin]

Or perhaps, "don't wear it!"

[icebraining]

"Commando" and "naked" are both represented :)