[zxcvcxz]

>can't pretend I wouldn't be super excited to run a Microsoft Linux on my dev machine

Seeing as MS is basically a branch of the NSA I'm not excited about that at all. I might be slightly excited if MS went open source and allowed people to include their tools in other distros, but the NSA would never allow that.

[mynameisvlad]

Which is why http://github.com/microsoft (and dotnet, and azure) doesn't exist, right?

[cyphar]

"X has liberated a small amount of proprietary software, therefore they are good". No, they're not.