[yoctonaut]

With the title "Cold Email Opening Lines," I was half-expecting things like "I don't care if you live or die," or "Millennia from now, when the sun engulfs the earth, nothing we do now will have mattered. Buy my service."

[david-given]

I might actually read that last one!

But, frankly, they lost me at the title of the post. Anyone who calls me a 'lead' is someone I probably have no interest in talking to.

[dang]

We changed it from the baity original earlier, but it seems we overcorrected, so we'll add back the phrase "sales leads".