[flurpitude]

100% of excrement is crap. Therefore this law is false.

[nwah1]

90% of it is also crap, though, so the law is still true.

[dahart]

"Hayduke finished his morning tea and repaired to the shelter of a juniper. He dug a hole, squatted again and shat. He checked his stool: structurally perfect. This was going to be a good day." [The Monkey Wrench Gang, Edward Abbey]

[marmoto]

Isn't most of it water?

[sitkack]

Isn't water the best stuff on earth? So crap isn't even crap anymore.