[jinst8gmi]

I don't think anyone has used "hip and cool" and "Java" in the same sentence for at least 15 years (2001) and no amount of Android can fix that.

[StavrosK]

"Damn, that grotesque-looking android startled me and I spilled my cup of Java all over my hip, fortunately it was cool so I didn't get burnt".

[StavrosK]

This reminds me of that contest where people had to get the phrase "I smoke crack rocks" into a published academic paper, and the winner was something like "we burnt iodine (I) solution to observe its corrosive effect on stone and witnessed I smoke crack rocks".

[NicoJuicy]

Kotlin? :) --> https://kotlinlang.org/

[jinst8gmi]

...which uses the Java API and libs... It's a more pleasant option than Java but it's not going to solve the API copyright issues.

[Loque]

Java devs talking to me about Groovy always made me chuckle

[jinst8gmi]

Groovy has to be one of the most cringe-worthy names in the history of programming languages.