[pjmorris]

Learning from ED-209's introduction.

Last week we tested ED-209 at our corporate headquarters. Our confidence in ED-209 was high because we had thought about all likely scenarios in our comfortable offices. We are deeply sorry and assume the full responsibility from ED-209's actions. Moving forward we will make sure to include safeguards to reduce the amount of pain caused by ED-209's deployment.

Our deepest condolences to the families of the affected and to the survivors. Omnicorp cares about your well being. To help cover expenses from the tragedy we will deposit $money in your Omnicorp account.

God bless the federated nations of Omnicorp.

[azakai]

P.S. And we would be remiss if we did not note that they did, in fact, have 20 seconds to comply.