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Oh come on, please don't post bilious Grinchy stuff here. Even if you're right, it just makes this place nastier—and there was a nontrivial chance you were wrong, in which case your comment would be mean (as it turned out to be). So the expected value was negative from the beginning.

Even on cynical terms, your analysis was lazy: it would be a lot more work for Tim Cook to get the marketing department to do anything than just send that reply.