[carsongross]

Hey, man, you'd be sad too if you lived to see what modern man would do to programming languages:

http://www.computerhistory.org/fellowawards/_media/img/fello...

http://kazimirmajorinc.com/Documents/Why-Dijkstra-didnt-like...

The old guys wrote the best stuff:

https://cr.yp.to/bib/1995/wirth.pdf

[twic]

Completing the holy trinity of bearded computer pioneers looking appalled at the modern age: https://www.netmeister.org/blog/images/dijkstra-quick-n-dirt...