[hoodoof]

Investors market. Tighter conditions, preferences, ratchets.

[lvs]

Words. Punctuation, plural nouns, haiku.

[hoodoof]

Sunshine. Invest. Rainbows. Unicorns.

Heat. Fire. Cash burn. Bears.

VC. Lower valuation. More Power. Liquidation preference, contentment.

Entrepreneur. Panic. Sellout. Fantasy. Donkey, bulls, credit card.

VC. Rich. Beach. Downturn, Upturn, Cycle. Ratchet, racehorse.

Ramen, caviar, yacht, walk, laugh, cry.

[andy_ppp]

This. Absolutely made my day! Thanks.

[dwaltrip]

Agreed. I can't explain why I found it so hilarious. But I cracked up pretty hard at it.