[partisan]

At this pace, those secrets that were just welling up inside you won't ever make it out. Why not just answer one or both of those since either one would prove to be interesting to the readers you've hooked with your original post.

[izak30]

Thanks. That was what I needed. Hard to know where to start.

[aorloff]

I hate to say it, but the sump pump story was more interesting to me than the original secret society article. I guess I can empathize more...

[kordless]

Why not, indeed.