[etfb]

What instructions? I couldn't find any, and so I can't authenticate. In particular, I have no idea what the correct server would be.

[rlpb]

Quick answer: use [e-mail] without SSL/TLS. If you don't have a userid you need to create one and log out of Facebook and back in again first.

[johns]

http://www.facebook.com/sitetour/chat.php