[dangerlibrary]

But with a statically-compiled executable that skirts all the problems with java classpaths and JARs and makes deploys trivial. It's almost like engineers at Google wrote a ton of Java, realized it's faults (along with being sick of paying patent ransoms to Oracle) and wrote a language that was similar but addressed the major pain points for them.

[mvader]

And with a remarkable and well designed standard library.

[swalsh]

Kind of sounds like C#