[Piskvorrr]

Also, the computer should not spontaneously combust. And it shouldn't try to bite my hand off. And it shouldn't morph into a soul-devouring monstrosity either. In other words, there is an infinite list of things that your/my/any program shouldn't cause. Good luck making user stories for all of them.

[ethbro]

This so much.

If your Agile developers follow user stories to the exclusion of common sense, you should probably fire them now.

[roddux]

I'm fairly certain the parent post was made in jest.

[Piskvorrr]

Me too; hence the absurd examples :)