| When looking at this from an atheists perspective it looks like very minor differences to me. There's a joke about that, I looked it up: I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, “Like what?” I said, “Well, are you religious or atheist?” He said, “Religious.” I said, “Me too! …Are you Christian or Buddhist?” He said, “Christian.” I said, “Me too! …Are you Catholic or Protestant?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too! …Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?” He said, “Baptist!” I said, “Wow! Me too!…Are you Baptist church of God or Baptist church of the Lord?” He said, “Baptist church of God!” I said, “Me too! Are you original Baptist church of God, or are you reformed Baptist church of God?” He said, “Reformed Baptist church of God!” I said, “Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1915?” He said, “Reformed Baptist church of God, reformation of 1915!” I said, “Die, heretic scum” and pushed him off.. — Emo Phillips |