[jcl]

In a series of mock gunfights with colleagues Bohr always drew second and always won.

Heh... Considering that all the participants were scientists, I'm surprised they concluded that one event caused the other.

[patio11]

Somebody tried making that objection but reviewer N.B. blocked his paper during peer review, citing inadequate references to existing literature. The scientist lost his funding, was denied tenure, and now lives in a van down by the river.

[pbhjpbhj]

Did he play with Heisenberg? "We knew where both people were, no idea how fast they drew."